Stickers Guitar
I’ve been a bumper sticker fanatic forever. I love reading them and more than anything, writing them. All you need to do is channel Gary Larson’s Far Side cartoon and go for broke: Here are just a few of the thousands I’ve written. Enjoy:
* Regarding life: One can only drink so much lemonade.
* Do dogs ever smoke after sex?
* White elephant seeks room.
* My retirement account has just been retired.
* I may not have a job, but at least I’m broke.
* Hedge funds suck.
* I’ll try anything to change my luck: like bleaching my black cat white.
* Republican’t
* If only I were a big Corporation…
* I don’t want health insurance, I want BEER.
* Will work for favorable Tweet.
* Dyslexics take it one time at a day.
* Due to football season, I’ve suspended my political angst.
* How about a government-sponsored Trillion Dollar Lottery with 1,000,000 $1,000,000 winners?
* Who needs health care? I flat refuse to get sick and die.
* Polar Bears Against Global Warming
* I’m cash-for-clunker’d out.
* As me about FREE paper clips!
* The Government has EDHD: Economy Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
* Why did my burger come with a statin-drug coupon?
* I am not hooked to a computer. It is hooked to me.
* Oh no, DUST MITES!
* Screw cash & taxes. It’s barter-time.
* Oh no, I’ve just been diagnosed with Economitis!
* Broker than broke, got no smokes, nothing to drink but water…
* The new Everest: climbing Debt Mountain.
* I had a thong tattooed on me so I’ll never need underwear.
* I just bought my thousandth gun, and every one is loaded.
* Gullible and Proud
* Good news! I led a horse to water and it drank.
* All that obedience training’s gone out the window: I caught the Shih Tzus smoking.
* Peacemonger
* I’m gonna go ahead and declare bankruptcy before anything bad happens.
* My retirement has left the building.
* Have you ever noticed that dogs don’t give a rip about the economy?
* Stay-At-Home Dad (What the hell was I thinking?)
* Well, at least we’ve still got death and taxes.
* I’ve quit smoking. Now I just sit here and rot.
* I’d rather be working.
* Unbelievable: I like totally forgot how to write with a pen.
* Got my boy a mitt. He has no clue what it’s for.
* I left oxygen bottles and trash on Mount Everest.
* I shall eat red meat until they quit making it.
* Yes, I know it’s strange, but we’re vacationing in Pakistan.
If only I knew how to make money doing this!
Grant Brad Gerver is an entrepreneur and creative consultant for http://filibi.com, a new classified and coupon advertising site and home business. He’s also a blues singer-songwriter and guitar player with The Buzzard Brothers. Additionally, Grant writes political humor, thousands of bumper stickers, and humorous movie reviews on seriouskidding.com. He has also worked with various companies as a product-naming consultant.
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1964 Gibson ES-335 semi hollow body electric guitar ES335 vintage patent sticker $17,999.00 |
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EVIL GUITARS Tyton Silverburst Guitar FREE: SHIP SHIRT STICKER (BC Rich Moser) $499.99 |
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Stray Cats LP Box Japan Triple Vinyl LP Box w 7″ Gretsch Guitar Sticker Setzer $229.99 |
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vtg 1974 CONN F-15 12-string acoustic guitar gold foil sticker ~ needs repair $200.00 |
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Taylor Swift Signed Cd Fearless + Guitar Pick Sticker $199.99 |
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Frank Zappa:Shut Up & Play Guitar [1st] Japan CD Mini-LP SS w/Sticker(mothers Q $125.00 |
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EBow, Electronic Bow for Guitar, with Instructional CD, Stickers, Bag, NEW! $99.95 |
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Frank Zappa: Guitar Japan 2 CD Mini-LP SS VACK-1259 w/Sticker (mothers Q $90.00 |
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Vinyl Wall Mural Art Wall Sticker Decal – Electric Guitar $86.00 |
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Vinyl Wall Mural Art Wall Sticker Decal – Electric Guitar $86.00 |
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Vinyl Wall Mural Art Wall Sticker Decal – Electric Guitar $86.00 |
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Vinyl Wall Mural Art Wall Sticker Decal – Electric Guitar $86.00 |
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Vinyl Wall Mural Art Wall Sticker Decal – Electric Guitar $86.00 |
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Vinyl Wall Mural Art Wall Sticker Decal – Electric Guitar $86.00 |
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Vinyl Wall Mural Art Wall Sticker Decal – Electric Guitar $86.00 |
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Vinyl Wall Mural Art Wall Sticker Decal – Electric Guitar $86.00 |
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Vinyl Wall Mural Art Wall Sticker Decal – Electric Guitar $86.00 |
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Vinyl Wall Mural Art Wall Sticker Decal – Electric Guitar $86.00 |
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Vinyl Wall Mural Art Wall Sticker Decal – Electric Guitar $86.00 |
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Vinyl Wall Mural Art Wall Sticker Decal – Electric Guitar $86.00 |
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Vinyl Wall Mural Art Wall Sticker Decal – Electric Guitar $86.00 |
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Vinyl Wall Mural Art Wall Sticker Decal – Electric Guitar $86.00 |
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Vinyl Wall Mural Art Wall Sticker Decal – Electric Guitar $86.00 |
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Vinyl Wall Mural Art Wall Sticker Decal – Electric Guitar $86.00 |
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Vinyl Wall Mural Art Wall Sticker Decal – Electric Guitar $86.00 |
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Vinyl Wall Mural Art Wall Sticker Decal – Electric Guitar $86.00 |
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Vinyl Wall Mural Art Wall Sticker Decal – Electric Guitar $86.00 |
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Vinyl Wall Mural Art Wall Sticker Decal – Electric Guitar $86.00 |
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Vinyl Wall Mural Art Wall Sticker Decal – Electric Guitar $86.00 |
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15 GUITAR FRET MARKERS INLAY DECAL STICKERS CROSS, SKULLS, FLAMES BODY NECK $75.00 |
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Air Guitar $3.49 Black refrigerator magnet with colorful writing…. |
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Drums Chalkboard Peel and Stick Wall Decal $29.99 March to the beat of a different drum–or a whole set–with this great chalkboard wall decal. Stick this decal to the wall and write on it as you please. Cleanup is a snap: use an eraser or slightly damp rag to wipe away your art, then start over again. If you need to move the decal, just peel it from the wall and stick it elsewhere. And best of all, for you moms out there… these drums don’t mak… |
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Blue Mountain Wallcoverings GAPP1819 Hannah Montana Self-Stick Room Appliqués $9.99 Pattern: Disney – Hannah Montana. Sticks equally well to textured walls, furniture, cars and trucks. Genuine licensed merchandise. Made in USA/Canada. Just peel and stick – guaranteed! Washable, removable and re-usable. 26 wall decor stickers/decals of varying sizes, the largest being 10.5″ X 7″ (26.67 X 17.78 cm) and the smallest .5″ X .5″ (1.27 X 1.27 cm)…. |
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Blue Mountain Wallcoverings 31720494 Hannah Montana Giant Sticker $9.99 Your room will be ready to rock-n-roll with this Hannah Montana “Secret Rock Star” Guitar Peel & Stick Giant Wall Mural Applique. This set includes appliques to assemble a guitar mural over 39 inches tall! Peel and Stick appliques remove in seconds and can be repositioned over and over again without damaging the surface or ever leaving any paper or sticky residue. They are perfect for decorating k… |
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JH-A3002 Red Tattoo Machine Shader Gun $20.15 Package Content: 1 x 10-coil-wraps professional Tattoo Gun. 1 x Grip with Tube. 9 x Disposable tips matching with needles. 4 x Stainless steel Tips in different sizes. 1 x Sets of adjust Tools…. |
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JH-A3004 Black Tattoo Machine Shader Gun $23.87 Package Content: 1 x 10-coil-wraps professional Tattoo Gun. 1 x Grip with Tube. 9 x Disposable tips matching with needles. 4 x Stainless steel Tips in different sizes. 1 x Sets of adjust Tools…. |
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professional Tattoo Gun SET, assembled $25.69 Package Content: 1 x 10-coil-wraps professional Tattoo Gun. 1 x Grip with Tube. 9 x Disposable tips matching with needles. 4 x Stainless steel Tips in different sizes. 1 x Sets of adjust Tools…. |
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Linkin Park Underground 8: Box Set $49.68 This year’s edition of Linkin Park Underground (LP Underground) includes: - LP Underground 8 CD – MMM.. COOKIES: Sweet Hamster Like Jewels from America! - LP Underground 8 T-Shirt - LP Underground 8 Sticker - LP Underground 8 Guitar Pick - LP Branded Budclicks - LP Underground 8 Membership Card - Letter from Linkin Park - Online Newsletter… |
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A Thousand Suns: Fan Edition Box Set (Special Edition CD with Bonus Track + T-Shirt) This fan edition box set of A Thousand Suns includes the MySpace music contest winner remix “The Catalyst,” featuring NoBraiN, plus an official A Thousand Suns t-shirt. Available for a limited time. Track listing: 1. The Requiem 2. The Radiance 3. Burning In The Skies 4. Empty Spaces 5. When They Come For Me 6. Robot Boy 7. Jornada Del Muerto 8. Waiting For The End 9. Blackout 10. Wretches And Kin… |
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Guitar Gangsters & Cadillac Blood $13.09 Volbeat comes from Copenhagen, Denmark and was formed in October 2001 by Michael Poulsen. Their musical style can be described as a combination of Hard Hitting Metallic Rock ‘N’ Roll with a touch of ’60s melodies and Elvis. The influence of their many spectacular live performances in 2007 is the base for their unavoidable breakthrough with their 2009 album Guitar Gangsters & Cadillac Blood. Produc… |